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We tried out Chat GPT

ChatGPT is a free (so far) artificial intelligence application that has the tech world abuzz with delight and trepidation. OpenAI released the “chatbot” in November, and it can respond conversationally to complex requests.  

Google and some college professors see trouble in ChatGPT, because of competition and the potential for cheating, respectively. But as with some other aspects of the century, like it or not, it’s here. 

We asked ChatGPT a few questions. Here are the answers, each generated, amazingly, in less than a minute.  

Chronicle: Tell me about Golda Meir and Benjamin Netanyahu at a Green Bay Packers game in Wisconsin, in the style of a borscht belt comedian.  

ChatGPT: 

Ladies and Gentlemen, have you heard the one about two great leaders, Golda Meir and Benjamin Netanyahu, going to a Green Bay Packers game in Wisconsin? Let me tell you, it’s a hoot! 

So, there they were, Bibi and Golda, munching on brats and cheese curds, ready for some football action. The crowd goes wild and Bibi turns to Golda and says, “Golda, this is what we call a real touchdown celebration!” 

And Golda, bless her heart, she’s from Milwaukee you know, she says, “Bibi, I’ve been to many football games, but this one takes the cake!” 

So, the Packers score a touchdown and the crowd is jumping out of their seats. Bibi and Golda are up, cheering and clapping, when Bibi turns to Golda and says, “Golda, do you realize we’re the only two leaders in this entire stadium?” 

And Golda, she says, “Bibi, don’t be so sure, there might be a President hiding in the nachos!” 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the game goes on, and Bibi and Golda are having the time of their lives. But the best part? After the game, Bibi turns to Golda and says, “Golda, I didn’t know you were such a fan of the Packers!” 

And Golda, she says, “Bibi, I may be from Milwaukee, but I’m a fan of anything green and gold!” 

So there you have it, two great leaders, Bibi and Golda, at a Green Bay Packers game in Wisconsin, proving that even politicians know how to have a good time! 

Chronicle: How can the Israeli-Palestinian conflict be resolved in 500 words or less?  

ChatGPT: 

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is a complex and long-standing issue that has eluded resolution for decades. To resolve it, several key factors must be addressed: 

  1. Security: Israel must be assured of its security from attacks from Palestinian territories. At the same time, Palestinians must be ensured protection from Israeli military operations. 
  1. Borders: The borders between Israel and a future Palestinian state must be agreed upon and recognized by both sides. 
  1. Jerusalem: The status of Jerusalem must be resolved, taking into account the religious and cultural significance of the city for both Israelis and Palestinians. 
  1. Right of Return: The issue of Palestinian refugees must be addressed, including the right of return for refugees to their former homes or compensation for their loss. 
  1. Settlements: The presence of Israeli settlements in the West Bank must be addressed, with a solution that takes into account both Israeli and Palestinian interests. 

These issues must be resolved through negotiations between the two sides, with the support of the international community. The United States and other countries can play a role in facilitating negotiations and providing financial and diplomatic support to help the process move forward. 

A two-state solution, with Israel and a future independent Palestine living side-by-side in peace and security, is widely seen as the best way to resolve the conflict. However, such a solution will require compromise from both Israelis and Palestinians, and a willingness to make difficult decisions for the sake of peace. 

Ultimately, resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict will require a sustained effort from both sides, supported by the international community. It will not be easy, but with political will and a commitment to peace, it is possible. 

Chronicle: Write a song about how I can live a meaningful Jewish life in Milwaukee. 

ChatGPT: 

Verse 1: In Milwaukee, by the shores of Lake Michigan wide There’s a community, rich in history and pride Where the roots of Judaism, run deep and strong And a path to meaning, is where I belong 

Chorus: Live a life that’s meaningful, in this city of the Cream City lights With traditions that are rich, and a culture that ignites Join with others, in a community so dear And find a way to live, a life that’s meaningful, here 

Verse 2: Attend Shabbat services, and gather with your friends Study Torah, and let your spirit soar and bend Serve the community, and make a difference each day And in all that you do, let your values lead the way 

Chorus: Live a life that’s meaningful, in this city of the Cream City lights With traditions that are rich, and a culture that ignites Join with others, in a community so dear And find a way to live, a life that’s meaningful, here 

Bridge: Explore your heritage, and learn from those who came before Embrace your Jewish identity, and let it be at the core Of all that you do, and all that you believe And you’ll find that your life, is truly in relief 

Chorus: Live a life that’s meaningful, in this city of the Cream City lights With traditions that are rich, and a culture that ignites Join with others, in a community so dear And find a way to live, a life that’s meaningful, here 

Outro: So let your journey begin, in this city by the lake And find a way to live, a life that is truly great With meaning and purpose, and a heart full of love And you’ll find that Milwaukee, is the perfect place to thrive. 

The opinions expressed in these ChatGPT articles are generated by artificial intelligence, drawing from the Internet, and they do necessarily reflect the views of the Chronicle.